January 2012
clungetastic:
omg i want to use this for everything
what do you call a laptop that can sing?
a dell
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why did the mexican push his wife off the cliff?
tequila
your dog just died
black people
December 2011
when something makes me happy: omg
when something makes me sad: omg
when something surprises me: omg
when something makes me mad: omg
when exclaiming something to my god: omg
omg: omg
satanpositive:
when you’re no longer friends with a person but you miss all the good times you had with their pet(s)
capturingthenow asked: ♫
CAN'T WAIT FOR A NEW YEARS KISS TONIGHT WITH MY...
penishole:
Oh wait……I don’t have one.
richwhitelesbian asked: ♫ !!!!!!!!!!!!
embrace--the--martian asked: ♫ muah xoxoxoxo
theonewiththewatch asked: Tag, you’re it! Here are the rules: Each tagged person must post ten things about themselves. You have to choose and tag ten people. Go to their blogs and tell them you tagged them. No tag backs.
jokersdoll asked: ♫
mayhemily asked: ♫
friend: i got an A on my calculus test
friend: i got a hot boyfriend
friend: i had so much fun partying this weekend
me: one time i got four notes on a text post i made
Send me a ♫ and ill rate your blog like this!
URL: horrible | ok | good | great | amazing | flawless | MARRY ME
THEME: horrible | ok | good | great | amazing | flawless |MARRY ME
POSTS: horrible | ok | good | great | amazing | flawless| MARRY ME
OVERALL: horrible | ok | good | great | amazing | flawless | MARRY ME
RATE : 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10
AM I FOLLOWING YOU?: yes | no | i am now
girl: wow i seriously hate two faced people
nearby are conjoined twins, who silently weep together upon overhearing
1 tag
She's all laid up in bed with a broken heart
I hate you now, so go away from me, you’re gone, so long, I can do better, I can do betterrrrrrrrrrrr
nutski replied to your post: I can’t stand not knowing!!!!
r u prego
I DON’T KNOW!!!!
I got ice in my veins, blood in my eyes; Hate in...
I remember once I asked him to write me a poem and he sent me this and I was like wow that’s really good.. then I googled it
Reblog this and see what you get.
1: You’re ugly. 2: I hate your tumblr. 3: I love your tumblr. 4: You’re my Tumblr crush. 5: Your Tumblr is amazing 6: You’re hot. 7: You’re gorgeous. 8: You’re pretty. 9: I want your number. 10: I’m on your blog often.
Tonight I wanna cry - Keith Urban
someone walks into me in the hallway at school
me: sorry
them:
me: fucking slut
